Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via glotron)

officiallyshipped:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Deadpool

(via amatilhadelobos)

ogkingroy:

llls4g:

Gabrielle union

Damn

ogkingroy:

llls4g:

Gabrielle union

Damn

(via texasmothafuckathatswhereistay)

watthefrickfrackdiddlydack:

theafrocentrics:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

He look like he in his 80s. Black don’t crack.

u know he seen some shit

watthefrickfrackdiddlydack:

theafrocentrics:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

He look like he in his 80s. Black don’t crack.

u know he seen some shit

(via amatilhadelobos)